Well, at least a crumpled version of it.
But Im getting ahead of myself here.
Check out everything we know aboutNaughty Geesedown below.
What is Naughty Geese?
Naughty Geeseis an upcoming 2D pixel artplatformer game.
it’s possible for you to draw similarities in the gameplay inNaughty Geeses trailer to games likeDonkey KongandYoshis Island.
From collecting coins to discovering secrets and navigating obstacles,Naughty Geeseseems to stick to tried-and-tested gameplay mechanics.
Still,Naughty Geese, hopefully, adds a couple of innovative mechanics of its own.
Story
Believe it or not,Naughty Geesewill craft an actual storyline.
Itll feature Milo, a goose who embarks on a solo trip.
He leaves his wife at home with his mother-in-law.
However, the trip soon goes sideways, when he keeps running into his brood.
Milos goslings are naughty kids who keep running away and enjoying the scenery.
But they risk getting hurt by predators.
So, Milo embarks on a new journey of going after his goslings to rescue them from harm.
Naughty Geeseis set in Geeseland, where Milo, while busy chasing after his brood, undergoes technological development.
New stores are being set up throughout the land.
With each new store, the grasslands gradually decrease.
As nature is destroyed, the villain Draculith loses her source of power.
She sends Draco Jr., her son, to investigate the source of the problem.
But Draco Jr. has a problem of his own: he’s got stalker tendencies.
At the same time, the animals living in Geeseland feel that something wrong is taking place.
Theyre losing their natural habitat to technological growth.
Hopefully, the final game knits it all together neatly and delivers a captivating tale.
Gameplay
Naughty Geeses world will unfold as a 2D side-scroller.
Youll navigate platforms, both horizontally and vertically, as you dodge obstacles and fight enemies.
Itll incorporate secrets and hidden treasures, which you must discover and collect through exploration.
In total, youll access six stages.
But therell be bonus stages, some of which will allow you to play as the goslings.
Naughty Geeses gameplay seems to place more focus on its story than most classic platformers.
So much so that youll be meeting NPCs on your playthrough, who youll be free to interact with.
Some NPCs will offer you customization options for your bike and character, among other items.
Get ready to play through several challenges in each stage, including the bonus rounds.
Also,Naughty Geesewill use a cartoony art style that evokes nostalgia, whether cartoons or retro platforming games.
Development
Developer Statera Studio and publisher PixelHeart are currently working onNaughty Geese.
Statera Studio is no stranger to game development, with prior expertise in games likePocket BraveryandGuns n Runs.Shield Strike.
Meanwhile, PixelHeart has a wealth of experience too, publishing games likeAstebrosandTanuki Justice.
With two projects underway, both platformers, they doubtlessly have their hands full, but capable hands nonetheless.
Trailer
Do check out theNaughty Geeseofficial teaser trailercurrently out on YouTube.
It showcases the story and gameplay you’re free to expect in the final game.
The art style looks stunning, paying homage to the classic arcade era.
The music score sounds fantastic.
Honestly, the only thing that could go wrong isNaughty Geesedoing little to stand out from the rest.
So far, plenty of the gameplay is familiar, if not similar, togames likeDonkey KongandYoshis Island.
As much asNaughty Geeseisretro-inspired, it still needs to carve out its own path.
Release Date, Platforms, & Editions
Its unclear whenNaughty Geesewill launch.
The upcoming games Steam store page says the release date is to be announced.
As for the editions, they remain unconfirmed at this time.
Alternatively, check back with us for new information on upcoming games.
So, whats your take?
Evans I. Karanja is a freelance writer who loves to write about anything technology.
When not writing, he can be found playing video games or watching F1.