Best Of
Ah yes The Dark Pictures anthology.
Quite the roster of characters we’ve seen over our twisted adventures, right?
However, it’s these very five that we actually set aside from the pack.
Taylor: the extra baggage we probably could’ve done without.
It’s these five, weirdly enough that we actually tried to have killed from the get-go.
Taylor (Little Hope)
Taylor: the extra baggage we probably could’ve done without.
We all enjoy an anarchist every once in a while.
Taylor: the extra baggage we probably could’ve done without.
And as for the rest of the survivors, well who cares, right?
Not Taylor, that’s for sure.
We just…tolerated her, I guess.
There are only so many times you can save one person before it becomes a little, well — exhausting.
What would a horror flick be without the naive straggler who somehow gets lucky with every deadly curveball?
It seems only natural for Until Dawn to include someone with such characteristics, right?
And yet, it didn’t change our ways when it came to trying to keep them breathing.
The lights are on, but you can bet there’s nobody home.
John (Little Hope)
All talk no game.
There’s always that cowardly follower in the group, isn’t there?
And what’s usually worse is when they tend to stand taller than they really are.
All talk — no game. Like zero.
Of course, actions often speak louder than words in most circumstances.
So like I said cowardly.
And so, while John might be a top-tier professor he’s still getting an F for personality alone.
I won’t lie — it took us a lot to keep Emily alive.
Emily (Until Dawn)
I won’t lie it took us a lot to keep Emily alive.
Okay, so kudos if you managed to keep Emily above water until dawn.